Ode to Rick Schreiner We’ve come to remember Rick Schreiner As a man they don’t come any finer The thing that they say And you’ll hear it today Is his penchant to give wasn’t minor I’m guessing he had a great mother He lived to give service to others He’d not hesitate To step up to the plate He was truly the ultimate brother He’d greet you by saying “Hey buddy!” And sometimes he’d be rather nutty Show up with a smile And talk for awhile His identities made quite a study Rico Suave was one of his names Grand Poohbah was part of his fame He might wear a skirt But he’d give you his shirt ‘cause joy was the name of his game They say he had Music Tourette’s He’d break out in song, you could bet In the midst of a task Without being asked The troubadour sang you a set He studied at Michigan State To develop his mind to create A life that would matter With no silver platter Fulfilling his God-given fate He served in the Navy to fly His spirit belonged in the sky The P-3 Orion Is what he was flyin’ A multiple crew kinda guy
He migrated into the airlines Eventually losing his hairline But he had a great stache That gave him panache A studly young man by design And one day they heard him say “Dammit!” This just can’t be true now, or can it? When into his sight On one of his flights He came to behold lovely Janet As part of the plan from above It grew from a “wow” into love He eventually asked her They went to the pastor The eagle would fly with the dove When nightly together they lay They grew in a family way Hanky met panky And babies they spanky Wonderful kids here today Later in life came the grands Bringing such joy to the man Smiling together No matter the weather Holding a precious young hand Rick was a man of the Lord Serving in peace, never bored When building a set Or flying a jet A man of the heart, not the sword He loved to have fun with his peeps His sportsmanship credo ran deep You could always depend On this agile old friend His teamwork a promise he’d keep You might see him out on the court Running around in his shorts A ball with a pickle He’d give it a tickle With maybe a grunt or a snort The sport he especially loved Like slipping a hand in a glove Was out on the slopes He never said nope To a chance to ski down from above Racing since seventy-eight And speeding his way through the gates Held with esteem By all of the teams His stature not up for debate Holding so many positions And racing in different divisions He’d do what it takes Whatever the stakes Bringing each win to fruition One year the team lost its President And Schreiner was not the least hesitant He couldn’t refuse To step in the shoes And assume the position in residence Younger guys still are amazed That Rick could still race in the A’s In suit made for speed He occasionally peed But left the young bucks in the haze He also had fun in the car He’d drive to wherever you are Big Red was his steed To Indy he’d speed No location was ever too far He relished the mentoring role Helping you get to your goal Rather than chairman He served as Check Airman Imprinting on many a soul The very best gift he could give Was in showing us all how to live Being observant A wonderful servant His sands have now gone through the sieve We remember his life with a smile And he’s with us today all the while We cherish you, Rick We know that God’s picked His best pilot to fly the last mile. Rest in Peace, brother Rick From all of us, Dick Plush |